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| <Mart> Someone deleted my discussion post... hmmm * Mart glares at the forum inhabitants. <Greedo386> IT WAS THE UGLY ONE!!! <HF-KIR|SpyderMonkey> That'd be me |
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| Wweazell> I'll take a stable internet connection over an HL map generator any day Weazell [~justweaze@Originalweazel.user.gamesurge] has quit [Ping timeout] |
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| <Scythe-> i'm afraid the roll that applies to social acceptance when you're playing the class "ubernerd" has a -265923 modifier <Scythe-> so you're pretty much screwed |
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| <lolfighter> Instead of attempting to link interesting stuff in here, I guess I should just go with wrestling gifs. Those seem to be popular. <lolfighter> Five million wrestling gifs coming up in the next half hour! Yes sir! <Geminosity> lf, nobody actually clicks on the wrestling links :p <lolfighter> WHAT REALLY. <briktal> what <briktal> everyone does <lolfighter> No. Nobody does. <lolfighter> In fact, we have custom filters set up to exclude lines sent by briktal ending in .gif |
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| <Fam^> I made a woman with 30 GG breasts <RaydenUni> show us <RaydenUni> that's a lot of breasts <Fam^> No can do. <RaydenUni> why not? <Fam^> 1. I shouldn't, its client work. <Fam^> 2. Its broken, she looked like something out of a Quake 4 cutscene. |
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| <RaydenUni> i've created a monster... <RaydenUni> enough with the languages <RaydenUni> we're past that now <RaydenUni> new topic <RaydenUni> :P <+BlackMage> let's talk about regular expressions <Hopelessness> oh god no <+BlackMage> so this one time, i needed to find things that looked li... what? <RaydenUni> no <RaydenUni> let's talk about the need for people to engage in activities cooperating with others <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> BlackMage: I had to do some bit manipulation in a program yesterday <briktal> loool <+BlackMage> i was trying to make sure that email addresses in the context of a sentance didn't imply that the domain was fully qualified! <briktal> wait I hate regular expressions <RaydenUni> i have a desire to organize activities... <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> because converting from an unsigned char to an int kept making them negaive <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> so I had to and it with 000000FF <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> of course I was also working with big endian so I had to keep doing <<8 each time I ORed a new character into my int <+BlackMage> so i had to look for domain names that looked like FQDNs but didn't have a valid TLD but then i realized that ANSs for a local network could add TLDs at will ~.~ |
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| <Mz> what's Wii controller anyway? <@Scythe-> ... <@Scythe-> how's your cave? <@Scythe-> got your own fire have you? <+BlackMage> i don't think he got the memo, Scythe- <@Scythe-> NOT GOT THE FREAKING MEMO <+BlackMage> see, fire is this thing that's "hot" and "bright" but it isn't the sun <+BlackMage> it's like a mini-sun <+BlackMage> that eats wood <+BlackMage> you follow? <+BlackMage> okay, now you can take this mini-sun and divide it into two parts <+BlackMage> and share it with your friends <+BlackMage> you know what a "friend" is, right? * @Scythe- thwaps BlackMage |
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| <KFDM|Work> brain**** + lolcode my break my brain |
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| [Geminosity] catnip has no effect on humans :p [Geminosity] believe me, I've tried |
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| <QUAD> So uh, when is DOOManiac coming? <QUAD> Better be soon, haven't talked to him in ages :( <briktal> he'll probably ban you run <QUAD> pft <QUAD> if by "ban" you mean "high-five, possibly leading to a hug, in turn leading to casual yet clearly regrettable sex," then yes, he will ban me. <QUAD> He will ban me so hard. |
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| <Fam|onabreak> asstrails are not against the channel rules. |
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| <thaldarin> i just found out what hai2u was... :( <@Scythe-> ... <@Scythe-> bl2u <thaldarin> ? <@Scythe-> do you understand that or do you need an explaination? <thaldarin> bad luck? * @Scythe- hands thaldarin a cookie <@Scythe-> @ <thaldarin> ^_^ im not so dumb after all <TychoCelchuu> How could you not understand hai2u <@Scythe-> eCookie for you! <@puzl> what is hai2u? I always presumed it meant 'hello' <TychoCelchuu> wtf <TychoCelchuu> Hi. To. You. <thaldarin> puzl you do not want to know <@puzl> yeah, hello <TychoCelchuu> Well yes but it's not something you presume <@Scythe-> WE ARE SURROUNDED BY IMBECILLIA TYCHO! THERE IS ONLY ONE RECOURSE <TychoCelchuu> You just read it <@Scythe-> FOLK DANCE * TychoCelchuu gets the guns <TychoCelchuu> Oh <TychoCelchuu> That recourse <TychoCelchuu> Of course. * TychoCelchuu folk donces * @Scythe- madly folk donces <TychoCelchuu> It's not wokring <TychoCelchuu> working * @Comprox raves <@Scythe-> THE IMBECILE VIBES! THEY'RE TOO STRONG * TychoCelchuu folk donces harder <@Scythe-> BREAK OUT THE MAYPOLE * thaldarin breaks out the maypole * @Scythe- merrily dances around the maypole <@Scythe-> HARDER! * TychoCelchuu donces merrily around the maypole * TychoCelchuu is running out of energy <thaldarin> time to sing a hobbit song? <TychoCelchuu> I canna keep it up anny longer, captain! <TychoCelchuu> I need more power! * @Scythe- inserts some ginger into tycho <TychoCelchuu> Warp 10! * TychoCelchuu donces like he's never donced before * @Scythe- donces with wild abandon <TychoCelchuu> I think it worked <@Scythe-> lessee <@Scythe-> puzl: do you now understand the meaning of the term "roflmao"? <thaldarin> i wish i never knew what irc was |
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| <rob|gone> you know what...i'm gonna invent a phone that goes "Answer the phone, idiot." instead of rings |
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| <TychoCelchuuu> I think the Imperial March would make a great wedding song |
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| <ronin^Freak`w3rk> some girls, you know.like that taste, some girls, enjoy being treated like sluts <ronin^Freak`w3rk> whos to say WHY they do, but god bless them for doing it <Boomstick> yeah i could totally say they like the taste <Boomstick> ermm.. not that i'd know what that * Boomstick has quit IRC (Quit: CRAP) |
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| <Scythe-> John Romero is making an MMO <Scythe-> sweet god <Scythe-> TAKE MY MONEY <Zaggynl> Daikatana: Yes Rly |
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| <[C4]blackholedreams> FLAP BACON!! FLAP LIKE BACON FRYING IN A PAN!!! FLAAAAAAP!!! <bacon_flaps> OMG * bacon_flaps flaps |
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| <@ari> piss. Meeting. BBL. <+Tesseract|UFF> have fun <brik|hmm> ooh a piss meeting <+Monkfish> piss on the confrence table <+Tesseract|UFF> Pee in the meeting <+Tesseract|UFF> Under the table |
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| <Rath> zero has a sword talk to him, and now hes going to snort mage dust |
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| <+Align> goddamn key isnt working <+Align> abdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyzåäö <+Align> better than spae swapping with n and n with b and b with x and x with num lok <RaydenU> which key Align ? <+Align> C <RaydenU> that wasn't nearly as humorous as i anticipated |
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| <@KFDM|Work> http://nsbash.readyroom.org/ <@KFDM|Work> I'm in a few quotes <@PurpleWizard> i once found out they added a quote of me <@PurpleWizard> in bash.org <@PurpleWizard> i kicked the **** out of the bastard who i thought did it <@PurpleWizard> i then found out i accidently did it myself lol <@PurpleWizard> so i punched myself <@PurpleWizard> lol |
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| <HosNS> NS is for rednecks <HosNS> WWF is an intellectual entertainment medium <HosNS> any old Joe, Billy and Sue can sit at a PC and click <HosNS> it takes a man of intelligence and education to watch men in tights dancing around each other |
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| <DHP> 300 spartan nipples <DHP> well, 600 spartan nipples I guess - at least I hope so for them :O |
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| <Necro> kfdm is stealing all my fame :( <Rutix> loel <Rutix> you reaction time is slow Necro <Rutix> your* <Necro> thats because im 1 <Necro> listening to music <Necro> 2. watching anime <Necro> 3. reading forums <Necro> 4. reading irc <KFDM> 5. failing <Necro> oh but that comes naturally so it doesnt count <KFDM> XD |
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| <TychoCelchuuu> Well, they jerk it <TychoCelchuuu> To get the spider off - NSBASH! |
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| <@Fam> This is veen better than the random pasword script I coded. <@Fam> That one would have been awesome, but it managed to give a client the password 'long.sausage.9' |
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| <dazziegirl> :o my bed just got stolen... |
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| * Burncycle (Echo@Burncycle.user.gamesurge) has joined #naturalselection * ChanServ gives voice to Burncycle <ChanServ> [Burncycle] <DOOManiac> being comfortable with C is like being comfortable with bondage. you really shouldn't admit it in public | <Swift> I think I'm the only person who bought Doom the movie | <Swift> Fine. <Swift> Delete the nudes I sent you <Swift> You are dead to me <Zaggynl> 0/ <Novocaine> 0/ <Aldaris1> 0? <Zaggynl> xD |
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| <Redford> the day I find a woman that can appricate me is the day the world ends and explodes and then transforms into a golfball which then explodes into miniature golfballs which then explode into giant explosions which explode into a bunch of smaller explosions which injure a hobo. A SPACE HOBO. |
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| (+Coblet) yes |Nz-Nexus|, i'm Cobra^ on the forums, Cobra was taken so I had to put the ^ in (|Nz-Nexus|) o..cobra is you = todd hollenshead? (+Coblet) ... (|Nz-Nexus|) cobra..hey i gonna buy your game om (|Nz-Nexus|) ok? nightwacth. (+Coblet) yeah... it's released next week |Nz-Nexus| ! (|Nz-Nexus|) WOW! can i pre-release it plz!! so you post it to my home. (|Nz-Nexus|) i only want nightwatch because i like the level design (+Coblet) |Nz-Nexus| - we have spaces for story editors, maybe you should apply (|Nz-Nexus|) um..ya ya? (+Coblet) so if you could write a piece |Nz-Nexus| and e-mail it to me I'd be very happy to read it (|Nz-Nexus|) L=) (|Nz-Nexus|) yes of course. (|Nz-Nexus|) do you need a story or history about the game? (+Coblet) story |Nz-Nexus| (|Nz-Nexus|) ok i allready got a story (|Nz-Nexus|) a guy called hem self Bobbrick Shepsson was on work like allways on hes duty. Suddenly all walls exploded |
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| <joev|bbiab> right.. off to the GF. wish me luck! <Fam> Its not a clan match joev. <joev|bbiab>Fam: You've never slept with my GF obviously :) <Fam>Ill beright there honey, just gotta 'prepare' my 'offensetactics' *** Comprox sees the GF have some 'defensivechambers' around her house |
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| <Wurmspawn>I dislike commanding because, well, the interface isn't all that user firendly. <NemesisZero>I dislike commanding because, well, I suck ass. |
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| <MaDCaT75> http://www.gilaizen.com/images/holachief.jpg <---- lmfao <+BlackMage> amusing <+BlackMage> you win one internet point <MaDCaT75> thanx! <+BlackMage> you replaces "ks" with "x" <+BlackMage> you lose one internet point <MaDCaT75> F U! <+BlackMage> replaced, rather <+BlackMage> i'd take the rest of them away, but i'm afraid i won't find any <+BlackMage> i'm going to have to ask you to step out of the internet, sir <MaDCaT75> I'm a girl <MaDCaT75> :/ <+BlackMage> then you were never on the internet <coedman> so you dont belong here anyway <coedman> lol <+BlackMage> everyone knows that girls do not exist here <+BlackMage> they're like officer spawns or sysops <+BlackMage> i'd say dragons but i've seen a few of those around <Necro^Canadahat> ;p <Necro^Canadahat> xD <MaDCaT75> pff <MaDCaT75> I'm a gamer girl! <+BlackMage> even less likely <Necro^Canadahat> pff bm <MaDCaT75> oh psh <Necro^Canadahat> i know a gamer girl irl -.- <+BlackMage> i'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but you don't exist <MaDCaT75> I know a CS girl IRL too <Necro^Canadahat> therefor they must exist <Necro^Canadahat> i bet they have some kind of advanced cloaking technology as to keep they're existence a secret! <+BlackMage> and i think you've managed to infect necro with your heresy <Necro^Canadahat> lol <MaDCaT75> I come from the year 2491 <MaDCaT75> everyone in america speaks spanish <+BlackMage> also, this concept of 'IRL' that you seem to be so fond of <+BlackMage> there is no such place <MaDCaT75> IRL!!!!! * MaDCaT75 screams <+BlackMage> a work of fiction <MaDCaT75> you are fiction good sir! <+BlackMage> we think it started as a practical joke from slashdot <Necro^Canadahat> xD <+BlackMage> we all know how they tend to carry these things too far <MaDCaT75> you are the practical joke <coedman> how does a slashdot know what a joke is? <+BlackMage> they have beowulf clusters working on them |
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| <Talesin> Movement - My personal first choice, for one reason alone. Celerity skulks. Take a small child and feed them a mixture of pixie sticks, steroids, and crack. Then hand them a pair of butcher knives, and scream real loud. You'll get roughly the same effect.. |
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| <@Marik_Steele> you mean...in theory....Tiamat could dispense MULTIPLE tanke's upon the world? * Dark_Soul74 pees his pants. <@tankefugl> That sounds lovely =) |
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| <+spacer|mapping> mapping force sounds like a childrens tv show <+spacer|mapping> like the power rangers <+spacer|mapping> "OH NO, EVIL DOCTOR R_SPEEDS IS TRYING TO LAG THE CITY!" "muahaha!" |
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| <Redford> Ow. Wrist pain. <lolfighter> Less fap. <Redford> has nothing to do with fam. <Redford> ...or fap. <Redford> >.> |
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| <+brute_force> "THE SYSTEM IS DOWn. THE SYSTEM IS DOWN." <+brute_force> erm <+brute_force> yeah, you kow <+brute_force> now <+brute_force> know <+brute_force> fdfs <+brute_force> ffs <+spacer|mapping> rofl <+brute_force> I suck at tyoug <+brute_force> er |
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| <Langly> The fourth stabbing in Portland in the last 10 days took place Tuesday night at a busy MAX station near Northeast Halsey Street and 82nd Avenue. <@Marik_Steele> ... <@Marik_Steele> I have an idea. <@Marik_Steele> you're a guy, right? <TychoCelchuuu> No Langly is female <TychoCelchuuu> Duh <@Marik_Steele> oh. <@Marik_Steele> my mistake, bad memory. <Langly> I am male you twit * +CoolCookieCooks giggles <TychoCelchuuu> Don't call me a twit, little girl <@Fam^> Handbags down ladies. * @Marik_Steele looks back and forth both ways not knowing who's lying <+CoolCookieCooks> whats that supposed to mean :( <TychoCelchuuu> Fam's calling you a girl C3 <TychoCelchuuu> Are you going to stand for that * +CoolCookieCooks pulls Fams hair <TychoCelchuuu> That's right show him who's boss <@Marik_Steele> all this talk about handbags and gender identity has led to me ROYALLY forgetting my genius don't-get-stabbed idea. <TychoCelchuuu> .msg Evil Stabbing Guy: The plan is complete, sir <Langly> damn you <TychoCelchuuu> Oops <TychoCelchuuu> I meant /msg <TychoCelchuuu> Ignor that |
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| <@coil> I can't believe I just voluntarily installed RealPlayer. /: <@coil> I feel dirty. <+alius> you should <@coil> though I find it hysterical that it's so far refusing to load at all. <RaydenUni> coil, your computer knows what's best for you <@coil> apparently! |
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| ?+Grendel? Ack ?+Grendel? Too much vodka ?+Grendel? I hope I managed to offend lots of people last night :) ?@Theiggsta? Grendel: well you had a lovechild with Plague and Chal ?+Grendel? That's cool. ?@Theiggsta? plus you married Vitto ?+Grendel? Boy or a girl? ?Sh0t? congrats ?@Theiggsta? I couldnt tell, the police arrived too soon ?+Grendel? Sweet. ?+Grendel? That's nothing. Had a vastly more embarassing chat with someone else. * Grendel cringes. ?+Grendel? Now I have to find someone a job with Peter Molyneux. |
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| <Vinnie-sleep> its a huge program <Vinnie-sleep> it just dosnt want to tell you it is <PS_Mouse> so steam is a woman? <PS_Mouse> damn, I knew it |
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| <eediot> ronin do you have a beard <eediot> i bet you do <ronin^Freak`w3rk> actually <ronin^Freak`w3rk> I do <eediot> .. * eediot gasps * eediot has quit IRC (Quit: RUNAWAY!!) <ronin^Freak`w3rk> LOL <DralTheImpaler> .... |
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| <Commando^> Redford! RELEASE THE MONKEY! * Redford releases the monkey <rabbiteh> menkey??? <rabbiteh> where?! * Kaine[zof] protects rabbiteh from teh monkey <|DL|JazzX> One monkey? It had better at least have a knife. |
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| <+Tekdude> .... <+Tekdude> OMG <+Tekdude> I am so scarred for life now. <+Tekdude> So the insurance company sends me a birthday card. <+Tekdude> "Happy Birthday to you! Now is a great time to schedule your annual gynecological exam, Pap smear, professional breast exam, or screening mammogram-if you're 40 or older." <@CompWorkBday> lol <+Tekdude> Not only did they get my age wrong, they screwed up my gender. <+Tekdude> OH! <+Tekdude> OH OH OH <+Tekdude> OH CRAP <+Tekdude> This was addressed to my mom. <zaggynl> lmao <Lonyo> and you failed to notice that how exactly? <+Tekdude> We have similar names, Michael and Michele, and close birthdays. Mine was on Sunday, hers is next week. <+KFDM|Work> hahahaha <+Tekdude> And Lonyo, she just gave it to me, so she must have misread the name as well. |
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| <+Kei> cousin's getting hitched < Tesseract|UFF> :o < Tesseract|UFF> Ooh <+Kei> i know i'm not the only person who has had this thought before <+Kei> but i met up with a bunch of people i've never seen <+Kei> and i'm only *technically* blood related to a few of them, right? <+DruBo|h4x> lots of people meet girls at weddings, BM. < DoomXexec311> thats how i met my sister :) < DoomXexec311> wife < Tesseract|UFF> ... |
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| <Comprox> Is it sad when I decided to clean my room today, I first started by organizing my folders on my computer? |
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| <Zero7> there's another virus going around, this time being spread through PMs? <RaydenUni> it pm's you and say "hi" it causes you to be nice to someone. its an awful virus |
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| <Scythe-> )*&A^)*&T FV <-- plastic surgery smilie |
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| <Fam> Stupid inner child, always wanting to play games, and peek up various peoples skirts. |
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