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#85 | Rank: +(11)- | Report
<Mart> Someone deleted my discussion post... hmmm
* Mart glares at the forum inhabitants.
<Greedo386> IT WAS THE UGLY ONE!!!
<HF-KIR|SpyderMonkey> That'd be me

#443 | Rank: +(4)- | Report
Wweazell> I'll take a stable internet connection over an HL map
generator any day
Weazell [~justweaze@Originalweazel.user.gamesurge] has quit [Ping
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#273 | Rank: +(3)- | Report
<Scythe-> i'm afraid the roll that applies to social acceptance when you're playing the class "ubernerd" has a -265923 modifier
<Scythe-> so you're pretty much screwed

#423 | Rank: +(15)- | Report
<lolfighter> Instead of attempting to link interesting stuff in here, I guess I should just go with wrestling gifs. Those seem to be popular.
<lolfighter> Five million wrestling gifs coming up in the next half hour! Yes sir!
<Geminosity> lf, nobody actually clicks on the wrestling links :p
<lolfighter> WHAT REALLY.
<briktal> what
<briktal> everyone does
<lolfighter> No. Nobody does.
<lolfighter> In fact, we have custom filters set up to exclude lines sent by briktal ending in .gif

#415 | Rank: +(3)- | Report
<Fam^> I made a woman with 30 GG breasts
<RaydenUni> show us
<RaydenUni> that's a lot of breasts
<Fam^> No can do.
<RaydenUni> why not?
<Fam^> 1. I shouldn't, its client work.
<Fam^> 2. Its broken, she looked like something out of a Quake 4 cutscene.

#420 | Rank: +(1)- | Report
<RaydenUni> i've created a monster...
<RaydenUni> enough with the languages
<RaydenUni> we're past that now
<RaydenUni> new topic
<RaydenUni> :P
<+BlackMage> let's talk about regular expressions
<Hopelessness> oh god no
<+BlackMage> so this one time, i needed to find things that looked li... what?
<RaydenUni> no
<RaydenUni> let's talk about the need for people to engage in activities cooperating with others
<+KungFuDiscoMonkey> BlackMage: I had to do some bit manipulation in a program yesterday
<briktal> loool
<+BlackMage> i was trying to make sure that email addresses in the context of a sentance didn't imply that the domain was fully qualified!
<briktal> wait I hate regular expressions
<RaydenUni> i have a desire to organize activities...
<+KungFuDiscoMonkey> because converting from an unsigned char to an int kept making them negaive
<+KungFuDiscoMonkey> so I had to and it with 000000FF
<+KungFuDiscoMonkey> of course I was also working with big endian so I had to keep doing <<8 each time I ORed a new character into my int
<+BlackMage> so i had to look for domain names that looked like FQDNs but didn't have a valid TLD but then i realized that ANSs for a local network could add TLDs at will ~.~

#244 | Rank: +(3)- | Report
<Mz> what's Wii controller anyway?
<@Scythe-> ...
<@Scythe-> how's your cave?
<@Scythe-> got your own fire have you?
<+BlackMage> i don't think he got the memo, Scythe-
<@Scythe-> NOT GOT THE FREAKING MEMO
<+BlackMage> see, fire is this thing that's "hot" and "bright" but it isn't the sun
<+BlackMage> it's like a mini-sun
<+BlackMage> that eats wood
<+BlackMage> you follow?
<+BlackMage> okay, now you can take this mini-sun and divide it into two parts
<+BlackMage> and share it with your friends
<+BlackMage> you know what a "friend" is, right?
* @Scythe- thwaps BlackMage

#351 | Rank: +(12)- | Report
<KFDM|Work> brain**** + lolcode my break my brain

#276 | Rank: +(9)- | Report
[Geminosity] catnip has no effect on humans :p
[Geminosity] believe me, I've tried

#386 | Rank: +(5)- | Report
<QUAD> So uh, when is DOOManiac coming?
<QUAD> Better be soon, haven't talked to him in ages :(
<briktal> he'll probably ban you run
<QUAD> pft
<QUAD> if by "ban" you mean "high-five, possibly leading to a hug, in turn leading to casual yet clearly regrettable sex," then yes, he will ban me.
<QUAD> He will ban me so hard.

#138 | Rank: +(9)- | Report
<Fam|onabreak> asstrails are not against the channel rules.

#220 | Rank: +(8)- | Report
<thaldarin> i just found out what hai2u was... :(
<@Scythe-> ...
<@Scythe-> bl2u
<thaldarin> ?
<@Scythe-> do you understand that or do you need an explaination?
<thaldarin> bad luck?
* @Scythe- hands thaldarin a cookie
<@Scythe-> @
<thaldarin> ^_^ im not so dumb after all
<TychoCelchuu> How could you not understand hai2u
<@Scythe-> eCookie for you!
<@puzl> what is hai2u? I always presumed it meant 'hello'
<TychoCelchuu> wtf
<TychoCelchuu> Hi. To. You.
<thaldarin> puzl you do not want to know
<@puzl> yeah, hello
<TychoCelchuu> Well yes but it's not something you presume
<@Scythe-> WE ARE SURROUNDED BY IMBECILLIA TYCHO! THERE IS ONLY ONE RECOURSE
<TychoCelchuu> You just read it
<@Scythe-> FOLK DANCE
* TychoCelchuu gets the guns
<TychoCelchuu> Oh
<TychoCelchuu> That recourse
<TychoCelchuu> Of course.
* TychoCelchuu folk donces
* @Scythe- madly folk donces
<TychoCelchuu> It's not wokring
<TychoCelchuu> working
* @Comprox raves
<@Scythe-> THE IMBECILE VIBES! THEY'RE TOO STRONG
* TychoCelchuu folk donces harder
<@Scythe-> BREAK OUT THE MAYPOLE
* thaldarin breaks out the maypole
* @Scythe- merrily dances around the maypole
<@Scythe-> HARDER!
* TychoCelchuu donces merrily around the maypole
* TychoCelchuu is running out of energy
<thaldarin> time to sing a hobbit song?
<TychoCelchuu> I canna keep it up anny longer, captain!
<TychoCelchuu> I need more power!
* @Scythe- inserts some ginger into tycho
<TychoCelchuu> Warp 10!
* TychoCelchuu donces like he's never donced before
* @Scythe- donces with wild abandon
<TychoCelchuu> I think it worked
<@Scythe-> lessee
<@Scythe-> puzl: do you now understand the meaning of the term "roflmao"?
<thaldarin> i wish i never knew what irc was

#83 | Rank: +(7)- | Report
<rob|gone> you know what...i'm gonna invent a phone that goes "Answer the phone, idiot." instead of rings

#413 | Rank: +(16)- | Report
<TychoCelchuuu> I think the Imperial March would make a great wedding song

#181 | Rank: +(13)- | Report
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> some girls, you know.like that taste, some girls, enjoy being treated like sluts
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> whos to say WHY they do, but god bless them for doing it
<Boomstick> yeah i could totally say they like the taste
<Boomstick> ermm.. not that i'd know what that
* Boomstick has quit IRC (Quit: CRAP)

#230 | Rank: +(11)- | Report
<Scythe-> John Romero is making an MMO
<Scythe-> sweet god
<Scythe-> TAKE MY MONEY
<Zaggynl> Daikatana: Yes Rly

#145 | Rank: +(0)- | Report
<[C4]blackholedreams> FLAP BACON!! FLAP LIKE BACON FRYING IN A PAN!!! FLAAAAAAP!!!
<bacon_flaps> OMG
* bacon_flaps flaps

#446 | Rank: +(-1)- | Report
<@ari> piss. Meeting. BBL.
<+Tesseract|UFF> have fun
<brik|hmm> ooh a piss meeting
<+Monkfish> piss on the confrence table
<+Tesseract|UFF> Pee in the meeting
<+Tesseract|UFF> Under the table

#299 | Rank: +(2)- | Report
<Rath> zero has a sword talk to him, and now hes going to snort mage dust

#422 | Rank: +(4)- | Report
<+Align> goddamn key isnt working
<+Align> abdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyzåäö
<+Align> better than spae swapping with n and n with b and b with x and x with num lok
<RaydenU> which key Align ?
<+Align> C
<RaydenU> that wasn't nearly as humorous as i anticipated

#377 | Rank: +(3)- | Report
<@KFDM|Work> http://nsbash.readyroom.org/
<@KFDM|Work> I'm in a few quotes
<@PurpleWizard> i once found out they added a quote of me
<@PurpleWizard> in bash.org
<@PurpleWizard> i kicked the **** out of the bastard who i thought did it
<@PurpleWizard> i then found out i accidently did it myself lol
<@PurpleWizard> so i punched myself
<@PurpleWizard> lol

#75 | Rank: +(15)- | Report
<HosNS> NS is for rednecks
<HosNS> WWF is an intellectual entertainment medium
<HosNS> any old Joe, Billy and Sue can sit at a PC and click
<HosNS> it takes a man of intelligence and education to watch men in tights dancing around each other

#310 | Rank: +(-4)- | Report
<DHP> 300 spartan nipples
<DHP> well, 600 spartan nipples I guess - at least I hope so for them :O

#344 | Rank: +(6)- | Report
<Necro> kfdm is stealing all my fame :(
<Rutix> loel
<Rutix> you reaction time is slow Necro
<Rutix> your*
<Necro> thats because im 1
<Necro> listening to music
<Necro> 2. watching anime
<Necro> 3. reading forums
<Necro> 4. reading irc
<KFDM> 5. failing
<Necro> oh but that comes naturally so it doesnt count
<KFDM> XD

#319 | Rank: +(0)- | Report
<TychoCelchuuu> Well, they jerk it
<TychoCelchuuu> To get the spider off - NSBASH!

#245 | Rank: +(-7)- | Report
<@Fam> This is veen better than the random pasword script I coded.
<@Fam> That one would have been awesome, but it managed to give a client the password 'long.sausage.9'

#135 | Rank: +(1)- | Report
<dazziegirl> :o my bed just got stolen...

#305 | Rank: +(-4)- | Report
* Burncycle (Echo@Burncycle.user.gamesurge) has joined #naturalselection
* ChanServ gives voice to Burncycle
<ChanServ> [Burncycle] <DOOManiac> being comfortable with C is like being comfortable with bondage. you really shouldn't admit it in public | <Swift> I think I'm the only person who bought Doom the movie | <Swift> Fine. <Swift> Delete the nudes I sent you <Swift> You are dead to me
<Zaggynl> 0/
<Novocaine> 0/
<Aldaris1> 0?
<Zaggynl> xD

#218 | Rank: +(25)- | Report
<Redford> the day I find a woman that can appricate me is the day the world ends and explodes and then transforms into a golfball which then explodes into miniature golfballs which then explode into giant explosions which explode into a bunch of smaller explosions which injure a hobo. A SPACE HOBO.

#434 | Rank: +(3)- | Report
(+Coblet) yes |Nz-Nexus|, i'm Cobra^ on the forums, Cobra was taken so I had to put the ^ in
(|Nz-Nexus|) o..cobra is you = todd hollenshead?
(+Coblet) ...
(|Nz-Nexus|) cobra..hey i gonna buy your game om
(|Nz-Nexus|) ok? nightwacth.
(+Coblet) yeah... it's released next week |Nz-Nexus| !
(|Nz-Nexus|) WOW! can i pre-release it plz!! so you post it to my home.
(|Nz-Nexus|) i only want nightwatch because i like the level design
(+Coblet) |Nz-Nexus| - we have spaces for story editors, maybe you should apply
(|Nz-Nexus|) um..ya ya?
(+Coblet) so if you could write a piece |Nz-Nexus| and e-mail it to me I'd be very happy to read it
(|Nz-Nexus|) L=)
(|Nz-Nexus|) yes of course.
(|Nz-Nexus|) do you need a story or history about the game?
(+Coblet) story |Nz-Nexus|
(|Nz-Nexus|) ok i allready got a story
(|Nz-Nexus|) a guy called hem self Bobbrick Shepsson was on work like allways on hes duty. Suddenly all walls exploded

#91 | Rank: +(0)- | Report
<joev|bbiab> right.. off to the GF. wish me luck!
<Fam> Its not a clan match joev.
<joev|bbiab>Fam: You've never slept with my GF obviously :)
<Fam>Ill beright there honey, just gotta 'prepare' my 'offensetactics'
*** Comprox sees the GF have some 'defensivechambers' around her house

#99 | Rank: +(15)- | Report
<Wurmspawn>I dislike commanding because, well, the interface isn't all that user firendly.
<NemesisZero>I dislike commanding because, well, I suck ass.

#390 | Rank: +(-10)- | Report
<MaDCaT75> http://www.gilaizen.com/images/holachief.jpg <---- lmfao
<+BlackMage> amusing
<+BlackMage> you win one internet point
<MaDCaT75> thanx!
<+BlackMage> you replaces "ks" with "x"
<+BlackMage> you lose one internet point
<MaDCaT75> F U!
<+BlackMage> replaced, rather
<+BlackMage> i'd take the rest of them away, but i'm afraid i won't find any
<+BlackMage> i'm going to have to ask you to step out of the internet, sir
<MaDCaT75> I'm a girl
<MaDCaT75> :/
<+BlackMage> then you were never on the internet
<coedman> so you dont belong here anyway
<coedman> lol
<+BlackMage> everyone knows that girls do not exist here
<+BlackMage> they're like officer spawns or sysops
<+BlackMage> i'd say dragons but i've seen a few of those around
<Necro^Canadahat> ;p
<Necro^Canadahat> xD
<MaDCaT75> pff
<MaDCaT75> I'm a gamer girl!
<+BlackMage> even less likely
<Necro^Canadahat> pff bm
<MaDCaT75> oh psh
<Necro^Canadahat> i know a gamer girl irl -.-
<+BlackMage> i'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but you don't exist
<MaDCaT75> I know a CS girl IRL too
<Necro^Canadahat> therefor they must exist
<Necro^Canadahat> i bet they have some kind of advanced cloaking technology as to keep they're existence a secret!
<+BlackMage> and i think you've managed to infect necro with your heresy
<Necro^Canadahat> lol
<MaDCaT75> I come from the year 2491
<MaDCaT75> everyone in america speaks spanish
<+BlackMage> also, this concept of 'IRL' that you seem to be so fond of
<+BlackMage> there is no such place
<MaDCaT75> IRL!!!!!
* MaDCaT75 screams
<+BlackMage> a work of fiction
<MaDCaT75> you are fiction good sir!
<+BlackMage> we think it started as a practical joke from slashdot
<Necro^Canadahat> xD
<+BlackMage> we all know how they tend to carry these things too far
<MaDCaT75> you are the practical joke
<coedman> how does a slashdot know what a joke is?
<+BlackMage> they have beowulf clusters working on them

#174 | Rank: +(1)- | Report
<Talesin> Movement - My personal first choice, for one reason alone. Celerity skulks. Take a small child and feed them a mixture of pixie sticks, steroids, and crack. Then hand them a pair of butcher knives, and scream real loud. You'll get roughly the same effect..

#213 | Rank: +(11)- | Report
<@Marik_Steele> you mean...in theory....Tiamat could dispense MULTIPLE tanke's upon the world?
* Dark_Soul74 pees his pants.
<@tankefugl> That sounds lovely =)

#179 | Rank: +(0)- | Report
<+spacer|mapping> mapping force sounds like a childrens tv show
<+spacer|mapping> like the power rangers
<+spacer|mapping> "OH NO, EVIL DOCTOR R_SPEEDS IS TRYING TO LAG THE CITY!" "muahaha!"

#412 | Rank: +(12)- | Report
<Redford> Ow. Wrist pain.
<lolfighter> Less fap.
<Redford> has nothing to do with fam.
<Redford> ...or fap.
<Redford> >.>

#151 | Rank: +(4)- | Report
<+brute_force> "THE SYSTEM IS DOWn. THE SYSTEM IS DOWN."
<+brute_force> erm
<+brute_force> yeah, you kow
<+brute_force> now
<+brute_force> know
<+brute_force> fdfs
<+brute_force> ffs
<+spacer|mapping> rofl
<+brute_force> I suck at tyoug
<+brute_force> er

#211 | Rank: +(-3)- | Report
<Langly> The fourth stabbing in Portland in the last 10 days took place Tuesday night at a busy MAX station near Northeast Halsey Street and 82nd Avenue.
<@Marik_Steele> ...
<@Marik_Steele> I have an idea.
<@Marik_Steele> you're a guy, right?
<TychoCelchuuu> No Langly is female
<TychoCelchuuu> Duh
<@Marik_Steele> oh.
<@Marik_Steele> my mistake, bad memory.
<Langly> I am male you twit
* +CoolCookieCooks giggles
<TychoCelchuuu> Don't call me a twit, little girl
<@Fam^> Handbags down ladies.
* @Marik_Steele looks back and forth both ways not knowing who's lying
<+CoolCookieCooks> whats that supposed to mean :(
<TychoCelchuuu> Fam's calling you a girl C3
<TychoCelchuuu> Are you going to stand for that
* +CoolCookieCooks pulls Fams hair
<TychoCelchuuu> That's right show him who's boss
<@Marik_Steele> all this talk about handbags and gender identity has led to me ROYALLY forgetting my genius don't-get-stabbed idea.
<TychoCelchuuu> .msg Evil Stabbing Guy: The plan is complete, sir
<Langly> damn you
<TychoCelchuuu> Oops
<TychoCelchuuu> I meant /msg
<TychoCelchuuu> Ignor that

#6 | Rank: +(14)- | Report
<@coil> I can't believe I just voluntarily installed RealPlayer. /:
<@coil> I feel dirty.
<+alius> you should
<@coil> though I find it hysterical that it's so far refusing to load at all.
<RaydenUni> coil, your computer knows what's best for you
<@coil> apparently!

#5 | Rank: +(12)- | Report
?+Grendel? Ack
?+Grendel? Too much vodka
?+Grendel? I hope I managed to offend lots of people last night :)
?@Theiggsta? Grendel: well you had a lovechild with Plague and Chal
?+Grendel? That's cool.
?@Theiggsta? plus you married Vitto
?+Grendel? Boy or a girl?
?Sh0t? congrats
?@Theiggsta? I couldnt tell, the police arrived too soon
?+Grendel? Sweet.
?+Grendel? That's nothing. Had a vastly more embarassing chat with someone else.
* Grendel cringes.
?+Grendel? Now I have to find someone a job with Peter Molyneux.

#38 | Rank: +(-2)- | Report
<Vinnie-sleep> its a huge program
<Vinnie-sleep> it just dosnt want to tell you it is
<PS_Mouse> so steam is a woman?
<PS_Mouse> damn, I knew it

#166 | Rank: +(8)- | Report
<eediot> ronin do you have a beard
<eediot> i bet you do
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> actually
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> I do
<eediot> ..
* eediot gasps
* eediot has quit IRC (Quit: RUNAWAY!!)
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> LOL
<DralTheImpaler> ....

#167 | Rank: +(9)- | Report
<Commando^> Redford! RELEASE THE MONKEY!
* Redford releases the monkey
<rabbiteh> menkey???
<rabbiteh> where?!
* Kaine[zof] protects rabbiteh from teh monkey
<|DL|JazzX> One monkey? It had better at least have a knife.

#346 | Rank: +(12)- | Report
<+Tekdude> ....
<+Tekdude> OMG
<+Tekdude> I am so scarred for life now.
<+Tekdude> So the insurance company sends me a birthday card.
<+Tekdude> "Happy Birthday to you! Now is a great time to schedule your annual gynecological exam, Pap smear, professional breast exam, or screening mammogram-if you're 40 or older."
<@CompWorkBday> lol
<+Tekdude> Not only did they get my age wrong, they screwed up my gender.
<+Tekdude> OH!
<+Tekdude> OH OH OH
<+Tekdude> OH CRAP
<+Tekdude> This was addressed to my mom.
<zaggynl> lmao
<Lonyo> and you failed to notice that how exactly?
<+Tekdude> We have similar names, Michael and Michele, and close birthdays. Mine was on Sunday, hers is next week.
<+KFDM|Work> hahahaha
<+Tekdude> And Lonyo, she just gave it to me, so she must have misread the name as well.

#384 | Rank: +(4)- | Report
<+Kei> cousin's getting hitched
< Tesseract|UFF> :o
< Tesseract|UFF> Ooh
<+Kei> i know i'm not the only person who has had this thought before
<+Kei> but i met up with a bunch of people i've never seen
<+Kei> and i'm only *technically* blood related to a few of them, right?
<+DruBo|h4x> lots of people meet girls at weddings, BM.
< DoomXexec311> thats how i met my sister :)
< DoomXexec311> wife
< Tesseract|UFF> ...

#215 | Rank: +(-1)- | Report
<Comprox> Is it sad when I decided to clean my room today, I first started by organizing my folders on my computer?

#117 | Rank: +(-13)- | Report
<Zero7> there's another virus going around, this time being spread through PMs?
<RaydenUni> it pm's you and say "hi" it causes you to be nice to someone. its an awful virus

#115 | Rank: +(3)- | Report
<Scythe-> )*&A^)*&T FV <-- plastic surgery smilie

#4 | Rank: +(14)- | Report
<Fam> Stupid inner child, always wanting to play games, and peek up various peoples skirts.



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