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| <Bijiy`> ^ <+Cheez-Sama> ^ <+iFire> ^ <Bijiy`> ^ <+StoneToad|GW> ^ <+Guspaz> ^ <+BlackMage> v <+StoneToad|GW> v <+Guspaz> v <+iFire> v <+Cheez-Sama> ... <+BlackMage> < <+Cheez-Sama> posers <+Guspaz> < <+StoneToad|GW> < <+BlackMage> > <+iFire> < <+Guspaz> > <+StoneToad|GW> < <+BlackMage> it's not working * BlackMage ponder <+BlackMage> ohhhh <+BlackMage> ^ <+BlackMage> ^ <+BlackMage> v <+BlackMage> v <+BlackMage> < <+BlackMage> > <+BlackMage> < <+BlackMage> > <+Guspaz> BA START <+StoneToad|GW> lol! <+BlackMage> ka-WIN |
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| <puzl> cricket is killing ns |
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| <bacon_flaps> Dude, get married and be like "NS brought us together, TAKE THAT EHARMONY.COM" |
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| <@Redford> Good evening lolfighter. <@Redford> Catgreetings to you. <lolfighter> Good noon, Redford. <lolfighter> Defaultgreetings to you. <+BlackMage> x.x |
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| <Comprox> Man naps are wonderful <Gwahir> awwww * Comprox adds a comma in there |
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| <puzl> I almost worked for wang once upon atime |
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| <PS_Mouse> hrm <PS_Mouse> does the 35 seconds that 35s are named after have any significance? <|R18|Play> it means they will f*** u up within 35 seconds <PS_Mouse> minus the u? <PS_Mouse> ^^ |
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| <Redford> Ow. Wrist pain. <lolfighter> Less fap. <Redford> has nothing to do with fam. <Redford> ...or fap. <Redford> >.> |
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| <+Tesseract> every day is suffering to me <+Tesseract> I am a darkened rose <Vinegar_Ninja> oh god <Vinegar_Ninja> dont go emo on us <ZeroByte> would you like twilight books to go with that? |
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| * U235 sets mode -scythe *** Scythe- (~hahaha@Scythe-.engineer.gamesurge) left () <U235> i wonder if that'll work for zaggy too * U235 sets mode -dbags * U235 sets mode +scythe *** Scythe- (~hahaha@Scythe-.engineer.gamesurge) joined <U235> oh wait *** ChanServ sets channel #naturalselection mode +v Scythe- <+Scythe-> what the hell just happened? |
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| -*- iFire pours liquid Rath onto an abstract circuit board <Rath> Lies, I have no liquid state <Rath> only solid and gaseous <KFDM> What about liquid orange? <Rath> *I* am not orange, I only use it for great justice <KFDM> Lies, Redford is a cat, and you are orange -*- StoneToad increased Rath's pressure until he enters the critical phase <Rath> nuuuuuuuuuuuuu -*- StoneToad then uses Rath to make Rath flavored aerogel <KFDM> o.O -*- Rath moves his consciousness to his StonetoadStone alloy RathBot -*- StoneToad insulates his grotto with Ratherogel -*- KFDM purples everything |
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| <Fam|onabreak> asstrails are not against the channel rules. |
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| <[Swift]> i have an alarm set for urine <Thansal> urine is a highlight? <[Swift]> urine, anus, anal, rectal, rectum, swift, james, and rootbeer. <PS_Mouse> ... <Thansal> ROOTBEER? |
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| <Tekdude> Woo, a 14oz bag of M&Ms. |
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| <HosNS> NS is for rednecks <HosNS> WWF is an intellectual entertainment medium <HosNS> any old Joe, Billy and Sue can sit at a PC and click <HosNS> it takes a man of intelligence and education to watch men in tights dancing around each other |
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| --> Redford (~Redford@redford.user.gamesurge.net) has joined #japanese -*- KFDM mittens Redford -*- iFire kittens Mittenford <-- Redford (~Redford@redford.user.gamesurge.net) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <KFDM> iFire: now look what you did <iFire> KFDM, oh no we have over-mittened Redford! <Rath> MITTENIZATION OVER-CAPACITY <Rath> GOING CRITICAL! |
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| <Bijiy`> The FBI went after BlackMage, but when they found him they were just so horrified by what he has that they let him be. |
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| <DralThePotatooo> !tb Redford 10d Don't be a smartmouth |
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| <iFire> lolfighter why did you choose your nickname? <lolfighter> Why did I choose my name... <lolfighter> Do you want the long version or the short version? <iFire> long version <lolfighter> Well, back in my school days I was in a CS clan called [TEI] <lolfighter> Timendi Ex Inferos <lolfighter> Awfully contrived. <lolfighter> And probably grammatically incorrect too. <lolfighter> It was mostly just a clan of real-life mates. <lolfighter> Y'know, because you gotta have a clan tag. <lolfighter> You can't play CS and NOT have a clan tag! <lolfighter> THE HORROR! <lolfighter> Anyway, where was I? <lolfighter> Oh right. <lolfighter> One of the guys in the clan was Fighter. <lolfighter> [TEI]Fighter <lolfighter> Get it? <lolfighter> Very clever. <DHP^> yes.. <lolfighter> At some point we were for reasons I no longer remember running around with a "fake" clan tag. <lolfighter> [lol]Fighter <lolfighter> That's the first incarnation of the name I believe. <lolfighter> Fast-forward a few years and NS has come out. At the time I was busy with Højskole, so I didn't play NS until a few months after. <Necro> Three representatives introduced a bill in the state house this morning that would reduce the penalty for marijuana possession to a mere $100 fine. <lolfighter> Having heard how complicated the game was, and expecting to screw up horribly, I played under the name lolfighter so I wouldn't sully my "real" name with noobish mistakes. <lolfighter> I didn't exactly screw up horribly, and the name stuck. <lolfighter> And that's pretty much it. |
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| <@Scythe-> Supernorn, conspiracy theory king <Supernorn> i liked the dang <Supernorn> "awww dang. guess you guys aren't getting that patch after all. heh." <@Scythe-> the kennedy assasination was arranged such that there would be a documentary on TV late one night WHICH WOULD KEEP CHARLIE UP SO HE WOULD BE TIRED THE NEXT DAY SO HE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT A PROBLEM SO THE PATCH WOULD BE DELAYED IT ALL MAKES SENSE *** DrFurious (~DrFurious@host-87-190-107-208.midco.net) joined <Supernorn> its tru <DrFurious> this network is awful <@Scythe-> MOAR LEIK ****SURGE AMIRITE? <Supernorn> ban urself <@Scythe-> k <@Scythe-> !k Supernorn TAB COMPLETE DAMN YOUUUUU *** Supernorn was kicked from #naturalselection by ChanServ ((Scythe-) TAB COMPLETE DAMN YOUUUUU) |
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| <communistwithagun> i like the taste of women <Scythe-> !tb communistwithagun 3d [ CWAG | ] <-- ok, [ | CWAG] <-- not OK. You crossed the line. Three day ban. <X_Stickman> That was witty, with the "cross the line" thing Scythe- <X_Stickman> Props, dude <Scythe-> took ages to type it out <X_Stickman> Yeah but it's cwag, we all knew it was coming anyway <Tekdude> wasnt he banned for months? <Petco> no CWAG was unbanned a couple of months before the forums went down <Langly> CWAG once tried to legally change his name to CMOS so people would flash him <NEO|Phyte> XD <BigFatDuck> omfg <BigFatDuck> that was so nerdy |
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| <Mart> I'm a little paranoid about my man breasts, I mean, I'm not sure if Fam will find them attractive or not. |
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| <bacon_flaps> I haven't been able to find my watch for 3 days >_< <DralTheImpaler> bacon_flaps have you tried pinging it? <lolfighter> Checked your OTHER wrist? |
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| <briktal> what |
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| <ZeroByte> feck it is really warm <ZeroByte> **** YOU GLOBAL WARMING <lolfighter> I think you have "global" confused with "local." <lolfighter> It's an easy mistake to make when you're that fat. |
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| <SquealLikeAPig> Man, thank god for L33t speak. I can make all the typos I usually do and people assume I'm just making fun of l33tspeakers <SquealLikeAPig> instead of the raging, 2 fingered keyboard mashing monkey retard that I actually am |
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| * Rutix burns Scythe- and spread the ass < Rutix> ash* < Rutix> -.- |
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| <PS_Mouse> the scary thing about NSBash is that no-one ever tells you when they are submitting something, it just appears there <PS_Mouse> why someone might even be submitting this now... |
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| <Helios> I don't even know what a prime number is <Scythe-> it's easy, helios <Scythe-> 7 is prime <Scythe-> because that's the number of letters in "optimus" <Novocaine^> MIND BLOWN |
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| <TychoCelchuuu> Puzl says he isn't so he isn't <puzl> i like your style Tycho, interested in a low-paying job as a yes-man? <TychoCelchuuu> Yes! |
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| <X_Stickman> I swear one of my cats is trying to learn how humans work, in order to take my place and begin a quest for world domination <X_Stickman> he watches you do ANYTHING that involves.... anything <X_Stickman> Make a cup of tea, he comes and stares intently at what you're doing. Make the bed, same thing <X_Stickman> If you look at him, he just stares back with this look in his eye that just says "Yes." |
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| <thaldarin> i just found out what hai2u was... :( <@Scythe-> ... <@Scythe-> bl2u <thaldarin> ? <@Scythe-> do you understand that or do you need an explaination? <thaldarin> bad luck? * @Scythe- hands thaldarin a cookie <@Scythe-> @ <thaldarin> ^_^ im not so dumb after all <TychoCelchuu> How could you not understand hai2u <@Scythe-> eCookie for you! <@puzl> what is hai2u? I always presumed it meant 'hello' <TychoCelchuu> wtf <TychoCelchuu> Hi. To. You. <thaldarin> puzl you do not want to know <@puzl> yeah, hello <TychoCelchuu> Well yes but it's not something you presume <@Scythe-> WE ARE SURROUNDED BY IMBECILLIA TYCHO! THERE IS ONLY ONE RECOURSE <TychoCelchuu> You just read it <@Scythe-> FOLK DANCE * TychoCelchuu gets the guns <TychoCelchuu> Oh <TychoCelchuu> That recourse <TychoCelchuu> Of course. * TychoCelchuu folk donces * @Scythe- madly folk donces <TychoCelchuu> It's not wokring <TychoCelchuu> working * @Comprox raves <@Scythe-> THE IMBECILE VIBES! THEY'RE TOO STRONG * TychoCelchuu folk donces harder <@Scythe-> BREAK OUT THE MAYPOLE * thaldarin breaks out the maypole * @Scythe- merrily dances around the maypole <@Scythe-> HARDER! * TychoCelchuu donces merrily around the maypole * TychoCelchuu is running out of energy <thaldarin> time to sing a hobbit song? <TychoCelchuu> I canna keep it up anny longer, captain! <TychoCelchuu> I need more power! * @Scythe- inserts some ginger into tycho <TychoCelchuu> Warp 10! * TychoCelchuu donces like he's never donced before * @Scythe- donces with wild abandon <TychoCelchuu> I think it worked <@Scythe-> lessee <@Scythe-> puzl: do you now understand the meaning of the term "roflmao"? <thaldarin> i wish i never knew what irc was |
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| <Langly> The fourth stabbing in Portland in the last 10 days took place Tuesday night at a busy MAX station near Northeast Halsey Street and 82nd Avenue. <@Marik_Steele> ... <@Marik_Steele> I have an idea. <@Marik_Steele> you're a guy, right? <TychoCelchuuu> No Langly is female <TychoCelchuuu> Duh <@Marik_Steele> oh. <@Marik_Steele> my mistake, bad memory. <Langly> I am male you twit * +CoolCookieCooks giggles <TychoCelchuuu> Don't call me a twit, little girl <@Fam^> Handbags down ladies. * @Marik_Steele looks back and forth both ways not knowing who's lying <+CoolCookieCooks> whats that supposed to mean :( <TychoCelchuuu> Fam's calling you a girl C3 <TychoCelchuuu> Are you going to stand for that * +CoolCookieCooks pulls Fams hair <TychoCelchuuu> That's right show him who's boss <@Marik_Steele> all this talk about handbags and gender identity has led to me ROYALLY forgetting my genius don't-get-stabbed idea. <TychoCelchuuu> .msg Evil Stabbing Guy: The plan is complete, sir <Langly> damn you <TychoCelchuuu> Oops <TychoCelchuuu> I meant /msg <TychoCelchuuu> Ignor that |
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| * lolfighter glues horns to KFDM's head <lolfighter> Pretty. ^_^ * Necro^PizzaHat paints KFDM's horns purple * starclaws adds glitter <KFDM> >_< |
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| <MightyMooquack> "The influx of newbies reminds me of nothing so much as a game of Missile Command." |
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| <rob|gone> you know what...i'm gonna invent a phone that goes "Answer the phone, idiot." instead of rings |
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| <brik|hmm> I want to be a source for scoops <@Fam^> Work at an ice cream parlor |
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| <+Kei> cousin's getting hitched < Tesseract|UFF> :o < Tesseract|UFF> Ooh <+Kei> i know i'm not the only person who has had this thought before <+Kei> but i met up with a bunch of people i've never seen <+Kei> and i'm only *technically* blood related to a few of them, right? <+DruBo|h4x> lots of people meet girls at weddings, BM. < DoomXexec311> thats how i met my sister :) < DoomXexec311> wife < Tesseract|UFF> ... |
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| <DOOManiac|NSBash> :( <DOOManiac|NSBash> go to hell u235|busy <u235|busy> I'm in #naturalselection <u235|busy> how far do you want me to go |
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| <RaydenUni> #ns needs its own bash type site <DOOManiac> what do you think i'm working on? ^_^ http://nsbash.voogru.com |
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| <NiMaH> WOW... All of this time, I have been searching on Kazaa for like the last 2 hours... and wondering where all of the nekkid pics are.. and only now a popup comes up and says "Do you wish to disable the Adult Filters?" |
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| <hellbilly> HOW DO I DISABLE THESE STUPID STICKY KEYES THING; I PRESSED SHIFT TOO LONG AND NOW ITS STUCK ON CAPSLOCK <hellbilly> IM NOT ANGRY BTW |
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| <Comprox> Is it sad when I decided to clean my room today, I first started by organizing my folders on my computer? |
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| <+Scythe-> http://www.tjhowse.com/dnd/ <+Scythe-> what do your IRC eyes see? <+lolfighter> A URL. * Scythe- backhands lolfighter * lolfighter goes flying and crashes into Scythe's wargaming table <+lolfighter> I think I broke Calgar's ultrafists or something. <+Scythe-> i'll give you ultrafists <+lolfighter> With bolters attached? * Scythe- punches off lolfighter's nose <+lolfighter> That's not a good smell. |
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| <zaggy-nl> WHAT IS LOVE * Lonyo hurts zaggy-nl * thansal slams zaggy-nl's head into a window |
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| * Geminosity curls up on nem's back and purrs <NemesisZero> Strange choice of location while I'm ramming my sheer mass against another guys tru... Ah-ha! |
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| <@zaggynl> rah <@zaggynl> no server dudes in, stuff breaking <@Scythe-> give me an IP and a root login <@Scythe-> and I'll fix it for you <@zaggynl> 127.0.0.1 <@Scythe-> HAHAHAHAHAHAH rm -rf / HAHAHAHAHAAHA -!- Scythe- [~hahaha@202-173-165-205.dyn.iinet.net.au] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] |
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| * Joins: Guenhwyvar <Aldaris> you should choose an original name Guenhwyvar. stop ripping off other people's work! <Aldaris> ... <Talesin_BatBat> Like every other Drizz'l out there. <DHP^> aldaris, what is the name from? <Aldaris> I hoping someone would notice the irony of me talking about original names <Aldaris> but alas, it was not to be <Guenhwyvar> i don't care about what do you think, i just like the work of ra salvator <Guenhwyvar> and Aldaris is not an original name ... <Aldaris> someone completely lost the joke there :( <DHP^> yes <Guenhwyvar> you taking it in starcraft <Guenhwyvar> ... <Aldaris> yep <Scythe-> woah <Scythe-> Aldaris <Scythe-> that really backfired <Scythe-> now you look like an arsehole <Scythe-> gg <Aldaris> i know! :( |
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| <iFire> Benn is a lie Retales. He brainwashed you! * draco braindirties Retales <Retales> wow, a sudden avalanche of dirty thoughts ô_ô! * Retales blushes * Retales takes a quick peek at draco, but quickly turns away to avert his gaze <draco> o_O <iFire> Retales is smitten with draco D: * Lev grabs a bag of popcorn and takes a seat <Lev> this should be fun |
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| <Comprox> know what makes quotes cheesy? When right in them people saying IM GOING TO SUBMIT THIS |
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