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| * Joins: Guenhwyvar <Aldaris> you should choose an original name Guenhwyvar. stop ripping off other people's work! <Aldaris> ... <Talesin_BatBat> Like every other Drizz'l out there. <DHP^> aldaris, what is the name from? <Aldaris> I hoping someone would notice the irony of me talking about original names <Aldaris> but alas, it was not to be <Guenhwyvar> i don't care about what do you think, i just like the work of ra salvator <Guenhwyvar> and Aldaris is not an original name ... <Aldaris> someone completely lost the joke there :( <DHP^> yes <Guenhwyvar> you taking it in starcraft <Guenhwyvar> ... <Aldaris> yep <Scythe-> woah <Scythe-> Aldaris <Scythe-> that really backfired <Scythe-> now you look like an arsehole <Scythe-> gg <Aldaris> i know! :( |
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| <@X_Stickman> I have too many attractive female friends who have no interest in me <@X_Stickman> It's like being a kid locked in a candy store <@X_Stickman> Only your hands are tied behind your back, your mouth is gagged, and the candy just wants to be friends |
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| <brik|hmm> I want to be a source for scoops <@Fam^> Work at an ice cream parlor |
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| <@ari> piss. Meeting. BBL. <+Tesseract|UFF> have fun <brik|hmm> ooh a piss meeting <+Monkfish> piss on the confrence table <+Tesseract|UFF> Pee in the meeting <+Tesseract|UFF> Under the table |
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| <Redford> I am placing the StoneToad in a small bowl full of water and moss in greetings. <StoneToad> hmmm <StoneToad> wait, how small is this bowl? <StoneToad> though... it's pretty comfy <StoneToad> hmm * StoneToad falls asleep <Redford> Well, I allways assumed you were toad-sized, StoneToad. <Redford> So therefore the bowl would also be the proper size for a toad. <StoneToad> I guess toadsized works <StoneToad> though how I'm going to weigh 42 stone while being toadsized is kinda scary <Redford> You are quite dense, being made of stone. <Redford> Not stupid perhaps, just massive. |
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| <@Redford> Good evening lolfighter. <@Redford> Catgreetings to you. <lolfighter> Good noon, Redford. <lolfighter> Defaultgreetings to you. <+BlackMage> x.x |
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| Wweazell> I'll take a stable internet connection over an HL map generator any day Weazell [~justweaze@Originalweazel.user.gamesurge] has quit [Ping timeout] |
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| <Prozac> KFDM, mind if I pm you? <Prozac> <- teh polite! <Benn> KFDM, im just gunna damn pm you <Benn> <- not polite |
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| <+Monkfish> tycho <+Monkfish> what in gods name happened to your hair <TychoCelchuuu> How the hell can you possibly know that I just got a harircut <TychoCelchuuu> Are you watching me <+Monkfish> facebook <TychoCelchuuu> I just got it like 2 hours ago <+Monkfish> it's like a curly explosion <TychoCelchuuu> It's not on facebook <+Monkfish> oh <TychoCelchuuu> Oh <TychoCelchuuu> I just got a buzz cut <+Monkfish> okay then! <+Monkfish> good! |
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| <Comprox> Man naps are wonderful <Gwahir> awwww * Comprox adds a comma in there |
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| <puzl> I almost worked for wang once upon atime |
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| <Langly> Dow Jones Industrial Average12,619.27 +256.80 / +2.08% <Langly> BUT <Langly> the truth is <BlackMage> MITTENS! |
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| * iFire cooks StoneToad's prawns <StoneToad> prawns? <StoneToad> I am left with the vague feeling that iFire did something unspeakable to me veiled in euphemism |
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| <thansal> sarnies? <Aldaris> samiches <Thaldy> Samwich <@puzl> sandwhiches <+Monkfish> (sandwiches) |
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| +Align|UFOAfterlight integrates <brik|hmm> wait I can do that <+Tesseract|UFF> WITH MEN |
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| (+Coblet) yes |Nz-Nexus|, i'm Cobra^ on the forums, Cobra was taken so I had to put the ^ in (|Nz-Nexus|) o..cobra is you = todd hollenshead? (+Coblet) ... (|Nz-Nexus|) cobra..hey i gonna buy your game om (|Nz-Nexus|) ok? nightwacth. (+Coblet) yeah... it's released next week |Nz-Nexus| ! (|Nz-Nexus|) WOW! can i pre-release it plz!! so you post it to my home. (|Nz-Nexus|) i only want nightwatch because i like the level design (+Coblet) |Nz-Nexus| - we have spaces for story editors, maybe you should apply (|Nz-Nexus|) um..ya ya? (+Coblet) so if you could write a piece |Nz-Nexus| and e-mail it to me I'd be very happy to read it (|Nz-Nexus|) L=) (|Nz-Nexus|) yes of course. (|Nz-Nexus|) do you need a story or history about the game? (+Coblet) story |Nz-Nexus| (|Nz-Nexus|) ok i allready got a story (|Nz-Nexus|) a guy called hem self Bobbrick Shepsson was on work like allways on hes duty. Suddenly all walls exploded |
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| <+Align|Fallout2> my computer is humming alarmingly *** Align|Fallout2 quit (Quit ) |
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| * lolfighter takes two Fams and glues them together, glues a Fam to each of the arms of the upper Fam, glues another Fam to each of the legs of the lower Fam and places a bucket on top of the whole mess. <lolfighter> It's a Famunculus! |
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| Novocaine: I'm not sure. It was like I was catnip to her or something. Novocaine: best way to put it. Kaine[zof]: did she roll around and attack your shoes? |
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| <briktal> I watch wrestling in HD <puzl> no, you watch wrestling in denial! |
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| <Scythe-> REDFORD <Scythe-> MICHELLE IS TRYING TO STEAL MY PANTS <Redford> Pro Tip: let her. <Scythe-> "Take 'em offfffff" <briktal> protip send her here <briktal> ~misawa~ <Scythe-> "tell them so I don't sound like a sex-crazed nazi, I'm trying to do the washing" |
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| <lolfighter> lolfighter brand lol(TM). The finest lol for the discerning customer. |
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| <@puzl> it's like trying to make an octopus by nailing four chair legs to a dog |
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| <+BlackMage> Scythe-: imagine an ns themed wedding <+BlackMage> like we could style the thing to look like the landing pad on ns_bast <+BlackMage> and the band could be playing from the clorf <+BlackMage> it would be grand! <+Tekdude> That would be pretty good. <+BlackMage> there would be a res node cake! <+BlackMage> and a two-seater comm chair <+Tekdude> The priest coudld be up in that little booth where the comm chair is. <+Tekdude> That could be the pulpit. <+BlackMage> and the best man could hump the armoury <+Tekdude> Instead of releasing doves, everyone releases little balloon lorks. <+BlackMage> or actual lorks <+BlackMage> they could fly around and if anyone tries anything stupid they could all drop umbra <+Tekdude> We don't have actual lorks in real life though... <+BlackMage> we have the technology <+BlackMage> we can build them <+Tekdude> Ok <+BlackMage> you know, i may have omitted one minor detail <+BlackMage> one small ingredient is missing <+BlackMage> then again, ari might look good in a dress... |
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| <lolfighter> Instead of attempting to link interesting stuff in here, I guess I should just go with wrestling gifs. Those seem to be popular. <lolfighter> Five million wrestling gifs coming up in the next half hour! Yes sir! <Geminosity> lf, nobody actually clicks on the wrestling links :p <lolfighter> WHAT REALLY. <briktal> what <briktal> everyone does <lolfighter> No. Nobody does. <lolfighter> In fact, we have custom filters set up to exclude lines sent by briktal ending in .gif |
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| <+Align> goddamn key isnt working <+Align> abdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyzåäö <+Align> better than spae swapping with n and n with b and b with x and x with num lok <RaydenU> which key Align ? <+Align> C <RaydenU> that wasn't nearly as humorous as i anticipated |
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| <GamesBot> ROUND: 79 JUDGE: Tekdude ADJECTIVE: Feminine CHOICES: 1 - Sleepovers | 2 - Black Velvet | 3 - Wine Tasting | 4 - Tarzan & Jane <Tekdude> :/ <Tekdude> 1 <GamesBot> ROUND: 79 ADJECTIVE: Feminine CHOICE: Sleepovers WINNER: Redford <GamesBot> NEW ROUND COMMENCING SOON! <Fewlio> hey those are MANLY <Comprox> a sleep over is a just a LAN without a PC! |
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| <RaydenUni> i've created a monster... <RaydenUni> enough with the languages <RaydenUni> we're past that now <RaydenUni> new topic <RaydenUni> :P <+BlackMage> let's talk about regular expressions <Hopelessness> oh god no <+BlackMage> so this one time, i needed to find things that looked li... what? <RaydenUni> no <RaydenUni> let's talk about the need for people to engage in activities cooperating with others <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> BlackMage: I had to do some bit manipulation in a program yesterday <briktal> loool <+BlackMage> i was trying to make sure that email addresses in the context of a sentance didn't imply that the domain was fully qualified! <briktal> wait I hate regular expressions <RaydenUni> i have a desire to organize activities... <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> because converting from an unsigned char to an int kept making them negaive <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> so I had to and it with 000000FF <+KungFuDiscoMonkey> of course I was also working with big endian so I had to keep doing <<8 each time I ORed a new character into my int <+BlackMage> so i had to look for domain names that looked like FQDNs but didn't have a valid TLD but then i realized that ANSs for a local network could add TLDs at will ~.~ |
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| <Thansal> Yes fire, what do you want? <Thansal> WTF <Thansal> iFire is trying to tentacle rape me. * iFire flees <Necro^> lol <Necro^> quick thansal figth it off with a sailor uniform@! <Thansal> seriously, wth is this command? <Thansal> CTCP/TENTACLES request from iFire : <Redford> rofl |
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| (@lolfighter) I wonder how people like us would fare in a zombie endemic. (@lolfighter) Or epidemic. (@lolfighter) Hm. (@lolfighter) I guess it'd be an epidemic. (@lolfighter) I mean, we'd obviously do the right things, at least initially. (@lolfighter) Seek weapons, seek safe havens. (@lolfighter) Like, for example, I've got this standing lamp that could probably make an improvised polearm until I find an axe. (@lolfighter) Hmm. (@lolfighter) Wonder if it would have enough heft to it... (@lolfighter) I've got some heavy wooden folding chairs. (@lolfighter) I think the folding chairs would actually be better in the end. (@lolfighter) How tough are zombies anyway? (@lolfighter) I guess it depends at least somewhat on their "freshness." (@lolfighter) A zombie still in rigor mortis would probably actually be a little more durable than a living human. (@lolfighter) But would probably also be slower and even less nimble than the average zombie. (@lolfighter) A zombie out of rigor mortis would probably remain normal for a couple days, then gradually become more soft and squishy as the flesh decays. (@lolfighter) So a relatively "young" zombie is as durable or slightly more durable than a human, while an "older" zombie gradually becomes more frail. (@lolfighter) But I guess all zombies have poor balance and such, so often knocking them over will be easier than with living people. (@lolfighter) And once they're down you have some time to make your escape before they shamble to their feet again. (@lolfighter) Hm. What more, what more... (@lolfighter) Actually, do zombies continually decay? (@lolfighter) Because if so, what happens when their flesh rots away completely? (@lolfighter) I mean, it's pretty much established that they need their muscles to move, isn't it? (@lolfighter) So a zombie that rots away completely would essentially be "dead." |
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| <Langly> damned <Langly> You would need Samantha Carter, Doctor Who, Scotty, and MacGyver to make h264 work decently on a pda |
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| <Fam^> I made a woman with 30 GG breasts <RaydenUni> show us <RaydenUni> that's a lot of breasts <Fam^> No can do. <RaydenUni> why not? <Fam^> 1. I shouldn't, its client work. <Fam^> 2. Its broken, she looked like something out of a Quake 4 cutscene. |
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| * KFDM distracts Necro with loli * Necro is distracted for 1d4 roudns |
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| <TychoCelchuuu> I think the Imperial March would make a great wedding song |
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| <Redford> Ow. Wrist pain. <lolfighter> Less fap. <Redford> has nothing to do with fam. <Redford> ...or fap. <Redford> >.> |
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| <Supernorn> monkfish stop implying that we should have a **** orgy with Mart on my Facebook. I have enough **** guys hitting on me |
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| <TychoCelchuuu> This is Tekdude's interior monologue: <TychoCelchuuu> "The conversation has gone on for more than 5 minutes. Set brain to 'Star Trek Reference' maximum power!" |
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| <+Tekdude> Is diet soda healthy at all? <zaggy-nl> ... <+Tekdude> I do not think so :( <zaggy-nl> are you american?! <+Tekdude> Yes |
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| <Lonyo> i think me and necro had very different childhoods, and although we are still children inside, we are very different children |
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| <KFDM|Lab> The only way you could fail more is if you were finnish * Necro nods in agreement |
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| *** magn (~thefilthy@86-40-179-2.b-ras2.srl.dublin.eircom.net) has joined #lunixmonster <magn> echo $1 | cat - $2 >> /tmp/$$ && mv /tmp/$$ $2 <magn> i need to get the first argument into the middle of the file anyone any ideads <magn> ive got it to go to the top of the file and bottom but cant get it in between <magn> anyone there? <Redford> Yes, but.. <Redford> We don't know what language you are doing, we don't even know what you are doing, and this isn't a chat for coders. <Redford> So that's three pretty large strikes. <magn> sorry thought this was called unixmonsters <Redford> This is a channel for a group of FPS game servers, called "The Lunixmonster". <Redford> As one may expect on Gamesurge, where your channel needs to be related to a game to get authed. <Redford> Fancy that. <Anarki3x6> haha unixmonsters <magn> how do u change ur authed *** magn (~thefilthy@86-40-179-2.b-ras2.srl.dublin.eircom.net) Quit (Quit) <Anarki3x6> o_o <briktal> figured |
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| <Redford> Dear windows: Starting up after I shut you down is not "recovering from a serious error". <Fam^> Serious error: YOU TURNED ME OFF >:| |
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| <Redford> At will, Redford can summon 1d4 fluffy cats. These may look like regular cats, but have a strong supernatural capability to sooth and calm even the most aggressive foe by curling up on it's head. |
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| <Tezzerakt|UFF> Swedish are Pirates :o <Tezzerakt|UFF> All of 'em. <Tezzerakt|UFF> Nationality is "Pirate" <Tezzerakt|UFF> Just they put "Swedish" on the official papers to throw people off the scent. |
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| <Tekdude> So yeah... yesterday, I saw what appeared to be an exact duplication of a group of Japanese school girls. <Tekdude> They were... admiring a classic car that was parked in the lot, and everything about them just screamed Japanese school girls. <Tekdude> They even did the "KAWAIIIIIII!!!" <Tekdude> They were taking pictures with their cellphones. <Tekdude> I was thinking, "HOLY CRAP! I'm in Tokyo!" <Tekdude> The guy driving it (one of the profs) looked at us and said, "If only I were a younger man..." <Tekdude> Then he squeezed the horn on it, and the girls went nuts. |
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| <BlackMage> holy crap <BlackMage> hell just froze over <BlackMage> and then it was still kind of warm so all the ice melted and it turned into a hot spring |
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| <esuna> ctrl seems to be F1 and also F <esuna> alt now no longer makes the volume quieter <esuna> my volume down button types "awpk" on the other hand <esuna> that's pretty useful <Redford> esuna, your keyboard is silly. <esuna> i spilled a drink on it :( <esuna> so right now i'm discovering what does what <esuna> keypad-9 seems to be the best so far! <esuna> 12-087748874874112-18989 <esuna> that was just pressing 9 <[4D]Prontera> . . . <esuna> 9892-08712-0812-0 <esuna> there's some more 9 action <esuna> 874808747484892-02-0 <esuna> 12ALSO IT TURNED ON CAPS LOCK <esuna> i think it might be time for a new keyboard |
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| <Geminosity> y'know I actually had one person tell me that they didn't care what I was either way because they were bi XD |
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| <Bijiy`> ^ <+Cheez-Sama> ^ <+iFire> ^ <Bijiy`> ^ <+StoneToad|GW> ^ <+Guspaz> ^ <+BlackMage> v <+StoneToad|GW> v <+Guspaz> v <+iFire> v <+Cheez-Sama> ... <+BlackMage> < <+Cheez-Sama> posers <+Guspaz> < <+StoneToad|GW> < <+BlackMage> > <+iFire> < <+Guspaz> > <+StoneToad|GW> < <+BlackMage> it's not working * BlackMage ponder <+BlackMage> ohhhh <+BlackMage> ^ <+BlackMage> ^ <+BlackMage> v <+BlackMage> v <+BlackMage> < <+BlackMage> > <+BlackMage> < <+BlackMage> > <+Guspaz> BA START <+StoneToad|GW> lol! <+BlackMage> ka-WIN |
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| <+BlackMage> i hereby declare that the internet will remain without a version number until such a device is made that i can slap anyone who attempts to use the phrase "web 2.0" using a simple HTTP/SLAP request. <+BlackMage> when said device is made and HTTP is updated with HTTP/SLAP, the only version incriment will be HTTP/1.1 to HTTP/1.2 <+BlackMage> until then, delizens of the internet, please be advised that you are still using the same leaky tubes as last week. <+BlackMage> that is all. |
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