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| <@zaggynl> rah <@zaggynl> no server dudes in, stuff breaking <@Scythe-> give me an IP and a root login <@Scythe-> and I'll fix it for you <@zaggynl> 127.0.0.1 <@Scythe-> HAHAHAHAHAHAH rm -rf / HAHAHAHAHAAHA -!- Scythe- [~hahaha@202-173-165-205.dyn.iinet.net.au] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] |
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| <draco> and are now some of the most docile, reserved people on the planet <Scythe-> americans? <draco> nah <draco> scandinavians <Scythe-> oh <Scythe-> right <draco> americans are neither reserve nor docile <draco> rather, theyre often rude and boorish <Scythe-> aha, I've discovered captain oblivious' secret alter-ego <draco> who? <Scythe-> exactly |
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| RaydenUni> this looks like a promising studio RaydenUni> they made Monopoly |
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| <@Scythe-> Supernorn, conspiracy theory king <Supernorn> i liked the dang <Supernorn> "awww dang. guess you guys aren't getting that patch after all. heh." <@Scythe-> the kennedy assasination was arranged such that there would be a documentary on TV late one night WHICH WOULD KEEP CHARLIE UP SO HE WOULD BE TIRED THE NEXT DAY SO HE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT A PROBLEM SO THE PATCH WOULD BE DELAYED IT ALL MAKES SENSE *** DrFurious (~DrFurious@host-87-190-107-208.midco.net) joined <Supernorn> its tru <DrFurious> this network is awful <@Scythe-> MOAR LEIK ****SURGE AMIRITE? <Supernorn> ban urself <@Scythe-> k <@Scythe-> !k Supernorn TAB COMPLETE DAMN YOUUUUU *** Supernorn was kicked from #naturalselection by ChanServ ((Scythe-) TAB COMPLETE DAMN YOUUUUU) |
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| -*- iFire pours liquid Rath onto an abstract circuit board <Rath> Lies, I have no liquid state <Rath> only solid and gaseous <KFDM> What about liquid orange? <Rath> *I* am not orange, I only use it for great justice <KFDM> Lies, Redford is a cat, and you are orange -*- StoneToad increased Rath's pressure until he enters the critical phase <Rath> nuuuuuuuuuuuuu -*- StoneToad then uses Rath to make Rath flavored aerogel <KFDM> o.O -*- Rath moves his consciousness to his StonetoadStone alloy RathBot -*- StoneToad insulates his grotto with Ratherogel -*- KFDM purples everything |
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| Helios> why is my my y key so sticky Helios> god dammit lea |
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| <zaggynl> what <zaggynl> IRC cheerleaders? <lolfighter> One! Three! Five! Seven! <lolfighter> We are all in trolling heaven! <lolfighter> Two! Four! Six! Eight! <lolfighter> Let us all procrastinate! <zaggynl> *(^-^)/* <lolfighter> ARGH, stop flashing your panties! D: |
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| * Rutix burns Scythe- and spread the ass < Rutix> ash* < Rutix> -.- |
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| <Tekdude> Woo, a 14oz bag of M&Ms. |
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| * zaggynl sniffs teh air <zaggynl> is dat sum rage <Scythe-> no <Scythe-> I had mexican last night <thaldarin^> lol. <Scythe-> sorry <zaggynl> lmao |
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| <+Tesseract> Slycaster, do you still have thaldyuk on ignore? < thaldyuk> He does. < Slycaster> yeah i do tess <@Scythe|Tinman> he already answered <@Scythe|Tinman> and questioned your parentage -!- thaldyuk was kicked from #naturalselection by Scythe|Tinman [He can't hear you, but that's still disgusting. There's no way his mother could fit all of them in at once.] <+Tesseract> hahaha -!- thaldyuk has joined #naturalselection < thaldyuk> Whut < Slycaster> lmfao < thaldyuk> That made no sense to me. < thaldyuk> Oh I get it. |
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| < Benn> you like bum Helios < Scythe|Tinman> hahahaha < Scythe|Tinman> good one benn < Helios> I can't deny that < Owen`> Bums on toast. < Scythe|Tinman> bums'n'cheese < Scythe|Tinman> bums'n'weenies < Helios> bums n meatballs < Benn> spaghetti and meatbums < Scythe|Tinman> bums'n'gravy < Benn> bum in a white wine sauce < Scythe|Tinman> bum l'orange < Benn> Full English Bumfast < Owen`> God I'm hungry. |
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| <X_Stickman> You'd think that by now, the machines had learned to emp-proof their sentinels <X_Stickman> I mean, we have emp-resistant casing now <X_Stickman> These are super smart computers/machines in the future <Nil_IQ> well maybe they did but we invented better EMP <X_Stickman> omgwtfbbqemp <randomnine> emp shielding = metal casing <randomnine> it probably shouldn't have worked on the sentinels anyway <X_Stickman> theyre ROBOTS though <X_Stickman> You know what would have saved zion? <X_Stickman> Jesus <randomnine> you know, i think that was the idea <X_Stickman> turns their oil/coolant... into wine <X_Stickman> then they'd all blow up <randomnine> okay, not that. but yes, the jesus thing. <X_Stickman> Jesus didn't have mad kung fu skills <[HD]Slayer> lmoa <X_Stickman> And neo can't turn water into wine <[HD]Slayer> he hacked more than neo <[HD]Slayer> his matrixid was banned <[HD]Slayer> poor guy <AdamBracegirdle> weeel, that was fun lads <X_Stickman> I can't really imagine a well-clad roman soldier saying "Mr.Nazerath, welcome back...." though <Langly> Mr Nazerath it seems you are leading two lives, in one you are a simple carpenter, in the other you go by the name messaiah and preform mircales and claim to speak the words of god, one of these lives has a future, the other does not <X_Stickman> bwahahaha <[HD]Slayer> lmao <[HD]Slayer> win! <X_Stickman> indeed <Langly> Jesus had both Respawn and admin :P <[HD]Slayer> haha <[HD]Slayer> well he was a hacker above all |
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| <Bisclaveret> they even have a holiday for it in south korea :p <X_Stickman> "lonely man day"? <Monkfish> I have that day! <Monkfish> it's called my birthday * greenground has joined #naturalselection <Tesseract> you have a birthday every day Monkfish? <Monkfish> yeah <Monkfish> its amazing <greenground> happybday Monkfish <Monkfish> thanks! <greenground> and happybday for yesterday too <greenground> i totally missed it sorry <Tesseract> it's funnier because greenground doesn't realise that what I said was an insult |
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| <X_Stickman> I live with my mom, right? Because I'm unemployed as hell. And she's got a new boyfriend, whose uniform is one of those orange suits with high vis reflective stripes down it <X_Stickman> But she hangs it up to dry in the hallway <X_Stickman> So like you go for a piss at 3am <X_Stickman> And there's this glowing outline of a man <X_Stickman> In the hallway <X_Stickman> And it makes me jump *every time* |
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| <xen-Arc`> this is like the christen irc ns channel? <+Tesseract> xen-Arc: nah it's #naturalselection not #intelligentdesign |
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| <Helios> I don't even know what a prime number is <Scythe-> it's easy, helios <Scythe-> 7 is prime <Scythe-> because that's the number of letters in "optimus" <Novocaine^> MIND BLOWN |
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| <@Tekdude> Tesseract, have you ever pulled jeans inside out? <+Tesseract> frequently <+Tesseract> it's the best way to wash them <@Tekdude> I know, but... <@Tekdude> Ever notice how when you reach down the legt, grab it, and pull the pale side out... <@Tekdude> It kind of looks like the Challenger explosion? * +Tesseract pulls a face that implies he doesn't think that * spellman|KF bashes Tekdude's head in like the Challender explosion |
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| <MobileTek> Oh ****, they're speaking Russian <brik|hmm> how is that better? <thaldyuk> OH **** THEYRE SPEAKING RUSSIAN <Lonyo-> SPIES EVERYWHERE <Helios> You couldn't tell Russian from German <thaldyuk> OH **** <Lonyo-> THEY'RE GOING TO KILL HIM <thaldyuk> MY PANTS <Helios> DAY SPEEKING BALTICS <thaldyuk> KILL THE GOVERNMENT WORKER <thaldyuk> RAPE HIM <thaldyuk> (it'll be his first) <MobileTek> I had like 6 years of German. <MobileTek> And a few weeks of Russian. <MobileTek> Oh wai... <MobileTek> It is Gwrma <MobileTek> German <Helios> HAHAH <Lonyo-> hahahaha <Helios> Oh god I hate you |
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| --> Redford (~Redford@redford.user.gamesurge.net) has joined #japanese -*- KFDM mittens Redford -*- iFire kittens Mittenford <-- Redford (~Redford@redford.user.gamesurge.net) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <KFDM> iFire: now look what you did <iFire> KFDM, oh no we have over-mittened Redford! <Rath> MITTENIZATION OVER-CAPACITY <Rath> GOING CRITICAL! |
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| <Comprox> Man, the refund policy on your body sucks. They want your life and everything with it <Comprox> It's like God is a manager at Best Buy <Langly-> Comprox tried to exhange his body for a female model, the request was denied <iFire> Dressrox? -*- iFire flees <Comprox> D: |
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| <iFire> Benn is a lie Retales. He brainwashed you! * draco braindirties Retales <Retales> wow, a sudden avalanche of dirty thoughts ô_ô! * Retales blushes * Retales takes a quick peek at draco, but quickly turns away to avert his gaze <draco> o_O <iFire> Retales is smitten with draco D: * Lev grabs a bag of popcorn and takes a seat <Lev> this should be fun |
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| <thaldarin> I'd want to be a girl. <thaldarin> Who the heck wouldn't? <thaldarin> Just for a day mind you <thaldarin> Although I'd probably get a day during the period knowing my luck <thaldarin> So there'd be no change in my mood what so ever <thaldarin> That'd suck |
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| <+Align> i think ill go outside and enjoy the weather <@lolfighter> Goddamn you. <@lolfighter> You're swedish. You're not allowed to have nicer weather than us. >:| * @lolfighter shakes fist <+Align> 24 degrees now <@lolfighter> Oh **** you. <@lolfighter> Go. **** off. Enjoy your... your cancer-inducing sunrays. <@lolfighter> I LIKE grey skies! <@lolfighter> Yeah. <@lolfighter> And 15 degrees. And rain. <@lolfighter> I LIKE it this way. You can keep your fireball in the sky. <+Align> maybe i can watch some bikini girls getting a tan <@lolfighter> I hate you so much. |
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| < zaggynl> how did the [sc2] practice go with samase? < Lonyo-> :< < Samase> :) |
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| <Fewlio> Man, my earbuds are depressing now. :( The bass driver broke. <Redford> :( <Fewlio> $110 Redford <Redford> Sad earbuds are SADDDDDD! <Draco> :( sad Redford makes Draco sad. <Redford> Yes, because you have like 27 miniature redfords which are also sad. <Draco> yes... 27 ... -*- Draco clears his throat and then walks off <Redford> Draco, why do you collect tiny pieces of me and then put them in dresses? <Draco> You can't know for sure what you saw, Redford! |
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| <ZeroByte> feck it is really warm <ZeroByte> **** YOU GLOBAL WARMING <lolfighter> I think you have "global" confused with "local." <lolfighter> It's an easy mistake to make when you're that fat. |
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| <U235> i should join OSI <draco> uh <thaldarin> OSI? <U235> not only because that's an awesome acronym <U235> office of special investigations <U235> my official title would be 'special agent' <draco> your official title would be '"special" agent' |
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| <thansal> urge to mock Redford rising... <+NeonWraith> I've got the TM for that |
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| <Helios> ..is this where we get to see your junk:? <Scythe-> 8====D <draco> lame <Scythe-> (artist's impression) <Helios> to scale <Helios> OH <Helios> OOOOH <Scythe-> OH NO MY SELF ESTEEEEEEMMMMM <Helios> INTERNET MAN STRIKES BACK |
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| * dracodraco follows zaggy * FLuX hops on draco <FLuX> Adventure! <dracodraco> No! <dracodraco> You go away D:< <FLuX> No! D: * FLuX clings tighter to your back <dracodraco> I said you go away from me! <FLuX> Adventure! >:| |
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| <Redford> Scythe, your insults started to repeat themselves a very long time ago. <Redford> It's getting dull. <Scythe|RFG> I will add another insult to my list <Scythe|RFG> Um <Scythe|RFG> Redford! <draco> :D <Scythe|RFG> You... enjoy the sensation of <Scythe|RFG> being <Scythe|RFG> dumb <Scythe|RFG> haha! <draco> :( <Scythe|RFG> o/ <Uzguz> 2/10 <Scythe|RFG> :( |
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| * U235 sets mode -scythe *** Scythe- (~hahaha@Scythe-.engineer.gamesurge) left () <U235> i wonder if that'll work for zaggy too * U235 sets mode -dbags * U235 sets mode +scythe *** Scythe- (~hahaha@Scythe-.engineer.gamesurge) joined <U235> oh wait *** ChanServ sets channel #naturalselection mode +v Scythe- <+Scythe-> what the hell just happened? |
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| <Zergrush> what the **** causes blueballs?! <Helios> Women <StoneToad> I feel like I entereed a space warp <StoneToad> #ns is supposed to have more innuendo <StoneToad> and less outright questionable comments * StoneToad checks DruBo|sney's oven <Zergrush> but how? it doesn't make any sense <Zergrush> when you have blueballs, there's no way to be subtle <StoneToad> sure there is <StoneToad> and frankly... why are you telling us about it? <Zergrush> because you're the internet? <StoneToad> thought I guess it's not as bad as the time we got TMI about one of the chisk in here's period <StoneToad> I'm not the internet <Helios> Yes you are <StoneToad> as much as I would like to be <StoneToad> no, I'm only aprt of the internet <StoneToad> we have to do our super combining move to become the internet <DruBo|sney> gentlemen please refrain from discussion of azure testicles <Zergrush> my rocks feel like they're 10 pounds <StoneToad> see, you're starting to get the hang of it <Zero7> whoa <Zero7> wait <Zero7> oven checking seems REALLY familiar <StoneToad> hahahahaha <Zero7> like... 6 years ago <StoneToad> yea <StoneToad> XD <DruBo|sney> zero7 is remembering sentrysteve's porno thing <Zero7> christ, i feel old now <StoneToad> one of the ops tried to ban innuendo <Zero7> yeah <Zero7> i remember that <Zero7> and i'm beginning to question why I did certain things 6 years ago <Zero7> like.. why the hell did I ever prioritize fps over prettiness? <Helios> Mad skillz? <StoneToad> because it works better for fragging in MP <Zergrush> goddamn, I love the internet. blueballs has it's own wikipedia page <Zero7> yeah.. but the thing is.. I never even TRIED to push my old set up <Zero7> just went straight for the: "REDUCE ALL SETTINGS!" <Zero7> i feel silly now * Zero7 checks StoneToad's oven <StoneToad> ohh yea, it's nice and hot <Zero7> preheated and ready for me to put my loaf in, huh? * Helios puts a turkey in StoneToad's oven * Zero7 stuffs Helios' turkey * Helios colapses, baster in his hand <StoneToad> ^_^ <StoneToad> roflmao <Zero7> XD * Zero7 covers the turkey with the sauce from Helios' baster * Helios moans with ecstacy as he licks the turkeys drumstick * Zero7 caresses the turkey breast as he carves it <Zero7> slow cooked and tender, oooohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh </barry white voice> * Helios tosses Zero7's preprepared salad, being careful with the nuts * Zynderps (~****gotry@assnugget.goatse.gamesurge) has joined #naturalselection <Helios> Last thing you want is bruised nuts... In your salad * Zyndrome (~****gotry@assnugget.goatse.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Zynderps is now known as Zyndrome <StoneToad> so you do you put the dressing on now, or after you take it to the table? * Helios is now confused * Helios unfs StoneToad and Zergrush <Helios> Whoops * [G4B2S]Jocko (~tpissios@c-71-194-232-72.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Quit) <Helios> Tab complete. <StoneToad> lol * Zero7 cries <Helios> Suprise sex for Zerg! lol <StoneToad> that was horrible Helios <Zero7> ;-; <StoneToad> you ruined it T_T * Helios also unfs Zero7 <Helios> I ruined your salad <Helios> Oooh <Zergrush> keke * Knights-Perrier is now known as Knights-ZZZzzz <Zero7> ... that was my first time.. <Zero7> ... with a man... <Zero7> cooking, i mean <Zero7> ... <Zero7> ._. <StoneToad> lol <Helios> hahahah <Cidsa> lol |
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| <Zero7> my high school experience was like a romantic comedy slice of life harem anime |
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| <Plasmatica> yea it is <Plasmatica> but it's also valentines day <Plasmatica> =/ <Swift> this is where my $85 flowers-from-website purchase comes in to play. <Plasmatica> lol <Plasmatica> i spent 50$ <Plasmatica> and then 50$ on chocolate <Plasmatica> then probably 70$ at dinner <Plasmatica> or even 100$ <Plasmatica> >.< <Helios> I spent $2 on tissues |
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| < RaydenUni> none of you play LoL do you? < Helios> LOL <+Compy> oLo |
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| <Scythe-> best thing ever: going to the cupboard and deciding what to have for dinner <Scythe-> but then finding that you've run out <Scythe-> and then finding another jar shortly thereafter <Tesseract> worst thing ever: cupboard contains rat eating your food <zaggynl> I see your worst thing and raise you: no cupboard <Scythe-> I'll see that <Scythe-> and raise you: <Scythe-> Tesseract <draco> i fold * zaggynl folds |
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| <thaldarin> Events to mark The Queen's 60 years on the throne will take place in the first weekend of June 2012, with an extra bank holiday being created. <thaldarin> Would be a real kick in the nuts if she died before then, no free holiday. <Helios> LOL <briktal> dear the queen don't die until we get the extra bank holiday thanks |
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| <+Fam-> Yes but I always read the opposite of what you write norn. <Supernorn_> don't kill yourself |
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| <Scythe-> how do you communicate with a submarine? <Scythe-> it's underwater <Tekdude> ELF <Scythe-> elves aren't real Tekdude <Tekdude> Extremely Low Frequency. <Scythe-> I don't want to know about your sex life |
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| <@Necro^SleepHat> prepares <@KFDM> You're already doomed -!- Zero7 [~daguy@CPE001cf0b92b26-CM00195ee39118.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] -!- Zero7 [~daguy@CPE001cf0b92b26-CM00195ee39118.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #japanese -!- mode/#japanese [+v Zero7] by ChanServ <+Zero7> that was some amazing timing <+Zero7> KFDM said you're already doomed and I disconnect <+Zero7> AIM YOUR DOOM PROPERLY |
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| <@StoneToad> where is rahtos when you need him? * @StoneToad sharpens a stick <@StoneToad> i r prepped now *** Rath (~Rath@pell-05-0432.dsl.iowatelecom.net) joined * @StoneToad stabs Rath with the sharp stick <+Rath> ouch! |
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| <zaggynl> unts unts unts <Graloth> any of you play borderlands? <zaggynl> I'm dancing I'm dancing! |
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| <DOOManiac> Okay this sucks, I'm gonna try the new mIRC <DOOManiac> Oh WTF when I close the window it doesn't even leave the chat either * Parts: DOOManiac (I'm a happy Miranda IM user! Get it here: http://miranda-im.org) <Monkfish> he doesn't look that happy... |
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| <+Scythe-> http://www.tjhowse.com/dnd/ <+Scythe-> what do your IRC eyes see? <+lolfighter> A URL. * Scythe- backhands lolfighter * lolfighter goes flying and crashes into Scythe's wargaming table <+lolfighter> I think I broke Calgar's ultrafists or something. <+Scythe-> i'll give you ultrafists <+lolfighter> With bolters attached? * Scythe- punches off lolfighter's nose <+lolfighter> That's not a good smell. |
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| * lolfighter glues horns to KFDM's head <lolfighter> Pretty. ^_^ * Necro^PizzaHat paints KFDM's horns purple * starclaws adds glitter <KFDM> >_< |
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| <starclaws> We shall fight in the biodomes! in the refineries! in the nonames! and in the spawn queue! We shall never surrender! |
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| <dracousa> hey briktal, youre a lot like peter griffin <dracousa> always making references and youre really fat |
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| <@KFDM> I should start doing that <@KFDM> Every time Necro says something, I'll take a picture with a knife <@KFDM> and I'll make sure that irc is in the background |
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